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3/25/09

3/21/09

We're Gonna Need a Bigger Boat...

Remember how back in highschool, it was normal to hear about what "base" someone had reached? You know... 1st base was typically kissing. I was always a little foggy on what 2nd base actually was. I always imagined it was heavy petting, but that was a guess at best. I figured 3rd base was really just heavier heavy petting. And a home run was... well... pretty obvious.

So a quick recap: 1st base (kiss), 2nd base (?), 3rd base (???), and home run (XxX).

And more than likely, I would have lived out the remainder of my life never truly understanding what 2nd or 3rd base was, had I not stumbled onto this from xkcd.com...

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While somewhat explicit, the bases are clearly defined and quantified.

Mystery solved.

NOTE: Just like you've always heard, never Share Your Root Password with someone you don't love. When they have your Root Password, they really have a piece of you.

12/22/08

The Far Side: Comic vs. Real Life

Growing up, I loved the comic series "The Far Side." From its clever pictures to its witty dialogue, I never found myself disappointed when reading them.

Then not too long ago, I came upon several "real life" examples of some of my favorite far side images. Knowing there are many Gary Larson fans out there, I thought I'd put them all in one place.

And so, without further ado, I give you:

My 5 Favorite Far Side Comics, and Their Real Life Counterparts

1. Shoot Him

2. I'm a Penguin

3. School for the Gifted

4. Fly's Final View

5. Object in Mirror...

12/19/08

You Have Got to be Kidding Me

This is the craziest touchdown I think I've ever seen.

From DIII Football:

12/13/08

Fat Guy Dances to "Single Ladies"

This had me rolling on the floor, I was laughing so hard. Enjoy

Now go and throw up if you need to.

12/10/08

Why it Would Suck to Switch Bodies

I haven't laughed this hard since those "Scrubs" reruns.

Why Switching Bodies With Someone Would Suck -- powered by Cracked.com

12/7/08

Note the Arrow!

12/3/08

Top 50 Funny Road Signs

Alright, Alright- Your voices have been heard. I've had several requests to do another entry on funny street signs, so here you are. But this time, I've decided to make it bigger and better: 50 pics bigger and better, to be precise.
Enjoy.

50 Funny Road Signs

1. Chaos